Tuesday, October 7, 2008


Who to Yield, who to Yield. Hmmm.

Well, I’m tempted to give the Yield to the Glasses guy, but he’s just sitting there in the corner looking like a whipped puppy. Poor thing, you’d think someone who works in the high pressure world of paper and paper products sales could handle it. Maybe he’s not all he’s cracked up to be. Emphasis on “cracked up.”

I could give the Yield to Gyrobo, but he’s just so cute. He’s like a cute little puppy who thinks he’s people. Except he’s a robot clown.

Which is cute in its own way. Its own odd strange twisted way.

I would Yield Vegeta and Wolverine, but the techs on this space station begged me not to. It seems that it’s shedding season for Team Smelly and hair is gumming up the air purification filters. They want those two off the deck as fast as possible.

I could give the Yield to Captain Koma, but why beat someone when he’s down? He’s got so many issues that this might just put him over the edge if you know what I mean.

So, I still have to decide who to Yield.

Nepharia, I’m going to have to go with you. There’s only room for one woman to win this race and bitch, it’s not going to be you.


Nepharia said...

"There’s only room for one woman to win this race and bitch, it’s not going to be you."

The correct grammar is "...and, Bitch, it's not going to be you."

We shall see.

Jan the Intergalactic Aviator said...

Well you got me there. With grammer skills like that, I have no idea why the Sith haven't conquered the universe yet.

Henchman432 said...

Chick Fight. *Goes to find tub of Mud*

Mr. Bennet said...

Well, if we're correcting grammar: "Whom to yield" and multiple adjectives require a separation with a comma.

(I was reading the MLA handbook in the corner. Did you know "that" introduces essential clauses while "which" introduces nonessential clauses? Craziness! Who comes up with this stuff...I mean, whom comes up with this stuff?)

captain koma said...

Really chick fight.

*Sells tickets for pay per view event*

Professor Xavier said...

And that's why Mr. Bennet is sleeping alone tonight.

Chick fight!!

Vegeta said...

Smelly, and hairy? That's all Logan. I actually take baths. And only have hair on my head.

Nepharia said...

Bennet, MLA is no longer used in college -- it's all APA now. And of course, in the real world, neither matters one whit -- the Empire has developed their own style guide. Get with the times.

Jan, bite me. If you're willing to cut corners on your grammar, I'm sure you're willing to cut corners on other, more important things: like playing fair or following the rules. (Reaches into Henchman's tub and slings some mud in her direction).