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to my extremely modest nature, I just assumed I didn't make it this week, and I fell off the wagon. I know, I know...How can I doubt my awesomenss? It must be some of that drug they gave us for the race. Anyway, my hangover is starting to wear off, so I thought I would throw that yield out to you ASAP... I know it is a little last minute, but the yield goes to Jan...
to my extremely modest nature, I just assumed I didn't make it this week, and I fell off the wagon. I know, I know...How can I doubt my awesomenss? It must be some of that drug they gave us for the race. Anyway, my hangover is starting to wear off, so I thought I would throw that yield out to you ASAP... I know it is a little last minute, but the yield goes to Jan... Just to let you know, that isn't how I wanted to do it. I would like to yield Bennet again, the #$@#, I look great in pajamas you #@$#. But I digress, Emma saw me giving Jan the eye and got a little jealous... Well, she made up some other excuse about strategy and the like, but I know deep down Emma has a burning desire for me...Yep...burning desire of sexy loooove... Sorry Jan, maybe I can make it up to you sometime. *wink, wink*
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Aw, poor Jan. Maybe you can kill the time playing checkers with Nightcrawler or something.
Awww!
I wanted Bennet to get the Yield again.
Jan? Come on! Koma's been flirting with you far more than her, and a hook up with him is four times as likely!
Jan, just kick all their asses.
You got it, sister.
Petrelli, I'm gonna hurt you so bad all your illegitimate kids are going to cry.
Koma has been flirting with me? I wonder how I missed it.
Oh Jan...That's right, put on a brave front. I know how hard it must be to fight your feelings for me.
Hey Petrelli, can I borrow some of that stuff that you put on your hair? I have to patch one of the heat shields on my ship.
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