A meeting of minds.

Ladies and Gents,

I have good news and bad.

The Good; Deadpool has stopped his LOLspeak.The Bad; He is even more annoying.

This week we as a whole have to head to Ice Station Zebra. There at the station each of us will find a work bunker fully equipped to assemble a rocket which will then be used to take the players to the Starcore space satellite.

Great, Chuck wants me to build a Rocket with Deadpool(aka Captain ADD.)

Fine.

Every moment with my mutant partner is like being the only person, not in a drugged out funhouse.

"I wanna a red rocket with black stripes ana smile face." He hollers in my ear.

"Moron, we aren't even near the work bunker, it's five a clock in the morning. Get to sleep." I shout back.

The next day, I am tired and crabby. Deadpool is fine. In fact he skips all the way to the bunker.



"I'll tell you why, I'm hating..." I say as I am about to toss this nutbag into the frozen tundra. forget it. Lets just get to work.




To get Deadpool out of my hair, I tell him Ironman will make him a Avenger, if he gets me six gallons of black paint.

A few hours later, he comes back and I am almost done.



Now, that is hot.

Upon arriving at Starcore, I make the choice of doing the talk challenge. Maybe dealing with intelligent life will keep me from killing Deadpool. we have to pick a species out of a hat.

We draw.



Lrrr is the ruler of Omicron Persei 8.

Henchman: "Hello, I am Henchman 432 of Earth."

Lrrr: "I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8."

Henchman: "Thank you for meeting with us your Majesty."

Lrrr: "No, I'm just, some guy; RULER OF PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8!"

Henchman: "I just want you to know, I will do anything in my power to smooth this mess out."

Lrrr: "If Henchman wishes to be taken seriously why does he not simply tear Deadpool's head off?"

Henchman: "I would love to. However, I might lose this game if I do. Would you like some jerk chicken?"

Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Henchman's lower horn jerked."

Henchman: "What?"

Deadpool: "It's used to it. Woooo!"

What the Hell?

Henchman: "Dude, I want to help you out,but, you are not eating my lower horn."

Lrrr: "This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small..."

Deadpool: "In this case, small. Woooo!"

Camera Girl: "Well, Henchy, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."

Deadpool: "As usual. Woooo!"

Henchman: "That's it, everyone, except Lrrr out."

I have a one on one with Lrrr. We work things out.

He leaves me with one more comment.

Lrrr:"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

I wipe my brow and head the group to Pit stop.

Dental for All.

Raptor Jesus rules.