Friday, October 3, 2008

A meeting of minds.

Ladies and Gents,

I have good news and bad.

The Good; Deadpool has stopped his LOLspeak.The Bad; He is even more annoying.

This week we as a whole have to head to Ice Station Zebra. There at the station each of us will find a work bunker fully equipped to assemble a rocket which will then be used to take the players to the Starcore space satellite.

Great, Chuck wants me to build a Rocket with Deadpool(aka Captain ADD.)


Every moment with my mutant partner is like being the only person, not in a drugged out funhouse.

"I wanna a red rocket with black stripes ana smile face." He hollers in my ear.

"Moron, we aren't even near the work bunker, it's five a clock in the morning. Get to sleep." I shout back.

The next day, I am tired and crabby. Deadpool is fine. In fact he skips all the way to the bunker.

"I'll tell you why, I'm hating..." I say as I am about to toss this nutbag into the frozen tundra. forget it. Lets just get to work.

To get Deadpool out of my hair, I tell him Ironman will make him a Avenger, if he gets me six gallons of black paint.

A few hours later, he comes back and I am almost done.

Now, that is hot.

Upon arriving at Starcore, I make the choice of doing the talk challenge. Maybe dealing with intelligent life will keep me from killing Deadpool. we have to pick a species out of a hat.

We draw.

Lrrr is the ruler of Omicron Persei 8.

Henchman: "Hello, I am Henchman 432 of Earth."

Lrrr: "I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8."

Henchman: "Thank you for meeting with us your Majesty."

Lrrr: "No, I'm just, some guy; RULER OF PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8!"

Henchman: "I just want you to know, I will do anything in my power to smooth this mess out."

Lrrr: "If Henchman wishes to be taken seriously why does he not simply tear Deadpool's head off?"

Henchman: "I would love to. However, I might lose this game if I do. Would you like some jerk chicken?"

Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Henchman's lower horn jerked."

Henchman: "What?"

Deadpool: "It's used to it. Woooo!"

What the Hell?

Henchman: "Dude, I want to help you out,but, you are not eating my lower horn."

Lrrr: "This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small..."

Deadpool: "In this case, small. Woooo!"

Camera Girl: "Well, Henchy, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."

Deadpool: "As usual. Woooo!"

Henchman: "That's it, everyone, except Lrrr out."

I have a one on one with Lrrr. We work things out.

He leaves me with one more comment.

Lrrr:"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

I wipe my brow and head the group to Pit stop.

Dental for All.

Raptor Jesus rules.


Mr. Bennet said...

That almost makes me glad to have Scott as my mutant. But I'd still like to shoot him.

captain koma said...

Hmmm Dick jokes. I already did one.

Jan the Intergalactic Aviator said...

Ah sweet love between alien species, that's so nice.

Professor Xavier said...

Don't forget to send him some thank you flowers, Henchie.

Vegeta said...

you let him jerk your lower horn on the first date? You are easy.

Paula Abdrool said...

I really get Deadpool. It's like he talks with my mouth.

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Strangely enough, I've been in a similar circumstance.

Nepharia said...

Am I the only one, or did that not make much sense? But I kinda think that is the object of the game, here, huh?

Gyrobo said...

Sweet Marlin of Dublin!