Thank you one and all for coming and let me be the first to welcome you to a new and exciting season of the Amazing Mutant Race! It's amazing! There are mutants! It's a race! It's . . the Amazing Mutant Race 4!
Now you should know that the race of course is open to all people, regardless of race, gender, genetic content or even planet of origin. If you are interested in having your metal tested against some of the finest competitors in the Universe, then send an e-mail to the site administer and an invitation will be sent to you.
Welcome aboard everyone!