Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Lone Devil



So I am at the School... I am thinking I am going to get teamed up with a cool mutant. Did I?

No I got teamed up with a Villain. I mean I didn't even know they were allowed to race. I mean of all the mutants why did it have to be Magneto. His ego is bigger than Jupiter...


So we get to our SUV and man is it sweet... Already Mags is gripping, "I would come closer to kissing Logan than letting some snot nose devil kid drive."

"I wouldn't say that out loud with the fact you wear a pink helmet." I state

"It's not PINK!" He snaps...

"Look it's not up for debate.. I am driving..." I yell watching everyone leave before us.

Magneto glares, "When pigs fly!"


"Will you two knock it off!" I turn and my eyes about come out of the sockets... (remember you are dating Shiara)

"Who are you?" Mags ask...

"Sadie like in the song. " She put a camera over her shoulder, "I am your camera girl."

(You have a Girl Friend, you have a girl friend.... you... have.......)

"A girl friend." Mags states in an obviously annoyed manner

I turn and stare, "Hey I thought it was the professor who was a telepath not you."

He gets into drive, "You dont have to be a telepath to know what's on your mind boy."


We are on our way... "So Wendigos.." I say

A gruff voices cuts me off, "No."

"Hey Mags..." again he jumps in and cuts me off

"It is clear who raised you ruffian but I am a man of brains." Here we go with that ego ... again...

I sit back, "Look My dad not only has my Grandmother's brains but my grandfather Vegeta's brains as well."


"Which isnt much... I am referring to that so called grand father of yours.." He leans back and suddenly is using his powers to fly us in our SUV to our destination, "I find their is a time when one needs ruffians and a time ..."

My turn to interrupt, "SO you need a vision quest?"

"I know my destiny you whipper snapper, it is you who does not! You're a devil playing the hero trying to be like that goof ball Don the introspected ninja."

I glare, "It's Jon the intergalactic Gladiator and he is cool! So don't goof on the IGG! besides I am trying to be more like my father ."

He sighed as he winked at the camera girl (ewww.. cradle robber.) "such a waste.."

I glared more, "Is that why you came Mag...KNEE... TOW... To turn me to the dark side?"

"My oh my what an ego you have.." He laughs and so does Sadie.

Well we go to see the Athabaskan Indians who freak because I am like hello a devil...

The Shaman didn't though he said he had been waiting for me...

He shows me photos of old sweat lodges and then points to mine,


I see Jon off watching the fields...


"HEY JON!" as I get closer I realize it isn't Jon... I am sorry, I thought you were...

"Ready for your vision quest?" He asks and his Indian companion escorts me to the tent ...



I go in and I sit... This thing is going have to get pretty hot to effect me...
I wake in a college dorm ... a females dorm...


Hey I like this vision quest


I look down and I am wearing....


a diaper.....


WHAT! I run out and see pictures of me as a baby... They are chasing me...


I see Shiara and She is coming to me...

"Thank God! I got pictures of me when I was a baby ..." then I noticed she is pregnant with 12 baby devils that look like me flying around her saying Daaad dad dadadadada

I scream and wake I am in the sweat Lodge.. Okay this 'see your destiny' stuff is all wrong.. Like Gramps always says we make our own destiny...

I leave and blow up the sweat lodge with a huge fireball... and yell, "I make my own destiny!"

"very good my son.. You have pasted the vision quest." it was the shaman...

I then see Logan being thrown through the air at a wendigo by gramps. I get in to drive...

"What do you think you are doing?" Erik shouts. I point to Wolverine, "when pigs fly."

He grumbles and gets in the passenger side.

As we drive off I see that guy again, the one I thought was Jon and I hear him say, "no that is definetly a pink helmet."

7 comments:

Jan the Intergalactic Aviator said...

Congratulations on pasting the challenge by pasting that sweat lodge. ;-)

Professor Xavier said...

At least Magneto didn't kill anyone. And I've warned him about that pink helmet. He insists it's fuchia. Like that's any better.

Vegeta said...

Bah! I was smart enough to defeat Magneto.

Nathan Petrelli: Bleeding To Death said...

LOL... Pasting. Oddly enough, it still works...

Hotstuff said...

hey he was an Indian who spoke bad english

Nepharia said...

I use to think I was on some strong drugs. What are you taking?

captain koma said...

Nice photo's lots of hot chicks. If I was a 16 year old boy I'd be loving your work.

You are right the helmet is pink.